I Am the King of the Distant Forest

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Jul 112013
 

The garden is doing things. Dying a bit because of slugs and awful weather, but eh. I have lots of tomatoes at least.

morgoth

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Jul 102013
 

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This is what happens when Kristen leaves her cat with her family.

FeedEx: Pretty Awesome Android Feed Reader

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Jun 012013
 

When I started reading email on my phone, I found that I finally started keeping up with it since my important folders made my phone buzz at me (IMAP IDLE is great), and it turns out the thing is pretty convenient for reading short bits of text.

I’ve been attempting to read RSS on my phone for almost as long, but without much success. I had been using SparseRSS, but it had a few limitations and couldn’t handle importing the OPML that Akregator exports. But last night the F-Droid repository updated and a fork named FeedEx appeared.

The UI has been updated a bit and it seems to work better in general. It handled the OPML feed from Akregator fine so now I have all of my feeds synced from the master copy. So, thanks to the power of Free Software, I finally have an adequate feed reading experience on my phone…

Just around the time when caring about Internet News as it happens stops being something I need to do, but eh.

More Garden Things

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May 252013
 

Who needs to write when you can just look at things.

The Garden Nears Completion, Now for the Hard Part…

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May 092013
 

Trellis Flaw

So, the last few weeks have been exciting, at least in the garden. First, I realized that 1/2″ EMT was probably not going to be sufficient for the load squash and melons would put the trellis under. Tomatoes? Most assuredly… but the sag when loading it with even 40lbs was just a bit much for me. So, I upgraded the squash and melon sides to 1/2″ rigid conduit. Since the dimensions of my trellis are kind of hacky, I cut a 10′ tube in half using the current EMT as a guide. The unthreaded end I had to insert into 3/4″ EMT set screw connectors… so I had to replace the elbows with 1″ elbows and couplings to 3/4″ threaded pvc (the set screw connectors screwed nicely in place, better than the 1/2″ ones did). The threaded end screwed right into the 1/2″ threaded pvc.

Still not sure if the trellis will hold up, but we’ll see!

ONWARD TO PICTURES

There are still a few more things to plant… we had to get another bale of Pro-Mix for bpt’s lettuce buckets, and now I can’t stop myself from trying to grow even more things.

I guess we’re down to wrapping up the trellis, constructing the platforms to keep the containers off of the deck, and hacking together some kind of protection from deer…

This Happened In Our Time

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Apr 212013
 

… where I saw that this was a problem was dealing with a man by the name of Nahdmi Auchi. A few years ago was listed by one of the big business magazines in the UK as the fifth richest man in the UK. In 1980 left Iraq. He’d grown rich under Saddam Hussein’s oil industry. And is alleged by the Italian press to be involved in a load of arms trading there, he has over two hundred companies run out of his Luxembourg holding unit. And several that we discovered in Panama. He had infiltrated the British Labour political establishment to the degree that the 20th business birthday in London he was given a painting signed by 146 members Commons including Tony Blair. He’s the same guy who was the principal financier of Tony Rezko. Tony Rezko was the financier and fundraiser of Rod Blagoyevich, from Chicago. Convicted of corruption. Tony Rezko has been convicted of corruption. And Barack Obama. He was the intermediary who helped Barack Obama buy one of his houses and then the money not directly for the house but it bouyed up Tony Rezko’s finances came from that… [indistinct]. So during the – this is detail, but it will get to a point. During the 2008 presidential primaries a lot of attention was turned to Barack Obama by the US press, unsurprisingly. And so it started to look into his fundraisers, and discovered Tony Rezko, and then they just started to turn their eyes towards Nadhmi Auchi. Auchi then hired Carter Ruck, a rather notorious firm of London libel solicitors, whose founder, Carter Ruck, has been described as doing for freedom of speech what the Boston strangler did for door to door salesmen.

And he started writing letters to all of the London papers who had records of his 2003 extradition to France and conviction for corruption in France over the Elf-Acquitaine scandal. Where he had been involved in taking kickbacks on selling the invaded Kuwaiti governments’ oil refineries in order to fund their operations while Iraq had occupied it. So the Guardian pulled three articles from 2003. So they were five years old. They had been in the Guardian’s archive for 5 years. Without saying anything. If you go to those URLs you will not see “removed due to legal threats.” You will see “page not found.” And one from the Telegraph. And a bunch from some American publications. And bloggers, and so on. Important bits of history, recent history, that were relevant to an ongoing presidential campaign in the United States were pulled out of the intellectal record. They were also pulled out of the Guardian’s index of articles. So why? The Guardian’s published in print, and you can go to the library and look up those articles. They are still there in the library. How would you know that they were there in the library? To look up, because they are not there in the Guardian’s index. Not only have they ceased to exist, they have ceased to have ever existed. Which is the modern implementation of Orwell’s dictum that he controls the present controls the past and he who controls the past controls the future. Because the past is stored physically in the present. All records of the past.

This is going to take a while to read

So you can have a lot of political change in the United States. But will it really change that much? Will it change the amount of money in someone’s bank account? Will it change contracts? Will it void contracts that already exist? And contracts on contracts, and contracts on contracts on contracts? Not really. So I say that free speech in many places – in many Western places – is free not as a result of liberal circumstances in the West but rather as a result of such intense fiscalization that it doesn’t matter what you say. ie. the dominant elite doesn’t have to be scared of what people think, because a change in political view is not going to change whether they own their company or not. It is not going to change whether they own a piece of land or not.

So why is it that people engage… why is it that powerful organizations – there is all sorts of reasons why non-powerful organizations engage in secrecy, which to my view is legitimate, they need it, because they are powerless. But why do powerful organizations engage in secrecy? Well, usually because the plans that they have if made public would be opposed by the public. And plans that are opposed before implementation often don’t get implemented. So you want to wait as long as possible. And then implementation eventually makes them public by the very fact that they are being implemented but it is too late by then to alter the course effectively. So an organization on the other hand that is engaged in planning behaviour that if revealed is not opposed by the public doesn’t have that burden. It doesn’t have that planning burden where it is forced to take things off paper. So this will be an efficient organization, this will not be an efficient organization, and in the mix as they do economic and political battle, it will equilibriate out, these guys will shrink and these guys will grow.

waste not, or die.

Also, the extrinsic risks might be higher. The other risks associated with conducting a political life may already be quite high. So one has to keep these risks in proportion. Also the potential rewards are much greater. One might be involved in a very grand historic moment, and become swept up in it. And because we all only live once, we all suffer the continuous risk of not having lived our life well. Every year. Every year that is not used is 100% wasted, it’s not a risk of that, it is a dead bet.

The Perils of Mixing Your Own Media

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Apr 122013
 

I definitely just spent the last two days fighting potting media. The soil mix that seemed to be alright in the raised bed failed in the pots. This was expected, because half compost is just bad, and I’ve failed with that before. So I dropped it to 1/3 of the mix… no drainage Eliminated it entirely. No drainage! I tried using pine park. No drainage. I guess the perlite wasn’t rinsed and maybe the dust was binding with small particles from the base media and creating a muck? Nope. Nothing.

My first mistake was not pre-wetting the sphagnum moss. The garden bed was made with a bag of peat moss from the previous year that I had cut open and let sit out on the deck absorbing water for six months… so that explained that. Soaking the peat moss and premixed media and letting it sit overnight still did nothing!

I tried five or six different mixes in the end… mixes that worked perfectly before. Seemingly no difference, and yet utter failure!

In previous years, I had been buying a few gallons of peat moss at a time down at the hardware store. This year I used a huge compressed bail because it’s like 5x cheaper… and … not treated with a wetting agent.

After giving up, I decided to try one last time… I filled a pot with two quarts base 1:1:1 peat:perlite:vermiculite mixture, mixed a few drops of detergent into two gallons of water, and soaked it… and it drained normally! I soaked it with three more gallons of water and it clearned in about fifteen minutes. Success!

And now back to actually gardening instead of cursing the universe for deciding to hate me.

Hello the Cats Are Cute

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Apr 112013
 

I was going to upload garden pictures but it turns out I only had like two so whatever cats.

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The Garden Gains More Plants

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Apr 102013
 

Today I

  • Planted the bucket of banana peppers
  • Screened 20 gallons of compost (aaaand I didn’t put my legs into it and I guess I’m old so ow my back)
  • Tackled a third of the back yard with the ol’ lawn mower (the horrible invasive Switchgrass must be annihilated)
  • Organized my collection of empty containers

Tomorrow I must

  • Do that work thing (details…)
  • Plant the bell peppers (in the garden, and in containers, for comparison and who doesn’t want extra peppers?)
  • Plant a patch or two of green onions
  • Mix up a bunch of the screen compost and media to fill all of my containers (I hope I have enough)

I want to go to the farmers market to get more seedlings, but … time, what is time? I finish work at one but have a meeting at three so it’s not likely to happen. Oh well, that’s what Thursday’s for!

And then comes having to wait. I rushed a bit and planted the banana pepper bucket only a day after blending in fresh media/compost and soaking it… and, yep, the soil structure had yet to fully settle and drainage is going to be fun for a few weeks. So after making the initial pots and soaking them, I guess I have to wait a few days and soak and top them off before planting. I hear that lets the pH stabilize too…

In the meantime, I think I need to buy another sack of vermiculute (boo) since I’m going to be about a cubic foot short for filling the trellis beds (at least they’re only eight cubic feet), and with the forecast for the next two weeks there’s no real reason not to get the cucumbers, melons, and squash in next week.

The Garden Has Plants!

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Apr 092013
 

After three really great years of gardening, last year I got way too ambitious and the garden failed miserably. Note to self: don’t try to build raised beds and grow most of your plant from seed with limited capital…

Oh well, you live, you learn, and then you have empty garden beds you just have to fill with dirt the next season.

And so here we are this season! Bpt and I got a huge pile of compost from the city and over the last week mixed up media and compost and now the 5’x3′ bed is filled! And I even planted parsley in a corner.

Unfortunately, I neglected to sift the compost… not really a problem, but a few small sticks and whatnot ended up collecting on the top of the bed. Luckily I built a crappy sieve last year, and rebuilt it today so we can sift through that and top off the last bit with sifted compost and media…

It turns out that living near the state farmers market has advantages! Most vegetable seedlings are about $2 for a pack of four, making me feel a bit dumb for not salvaging a garden after my seed growing failure last year…

In light of how cheap seedlings are, I blended up 30 gallons of media (= 60 gallons finished after mixing with compost) and am going to just fill all of my containers (a ragtag bunch of about 14 pots of varying sizes) tomorrow with generic media… and then grow so many things.

Two years ago I discovered (accidentally!) that planting four peppers in a 20 gallon rubbermaid container together yields tons and tons of peppers… it seems that their root systems merge and they help each other out, and the dense foliage creates a nice microclimate protecting all of the fruit from getting burned. This year the bucket returns! I’m growing a bucket of four banana peppers, and then another with four hot peppers… I’m thinking two habaneros and one each of two other hot peppers, since the hot ones seem to produce prolifically and excessively (what do you do with 300 habaneros?).

My overwintered bell pepper also appears to be alive, making this (hopefully) a third season. Last year I lost most of my crop to what I thought was fungus, but turned out to be stink bugs (the spots they leave after puncturing the fruit look awfully similar to anthracnose)… unexpected, but I guess they’ve migrated this far south now. Hopefully I can manage them this year…

On the herb front, I’m going to start some Basil seeds soon (meant to last month, but what can you do). The dang squirrels killed my two year old oregano bush by digging up its entire root system to stash acorns last year, so a new one shall appear. My old peppermint is hitting five years now and is kind of eh, so I got a new moroccan mint and it smells pretty nice. The catnip came back to life despite being neglected and compacted so I guess Maytag and Morgoth will have a nice summer (Merlin seems insensitive to catnip, sucks for him!). That basically covers the mint yoghurt and pasta front for the summer!

I think I’m going to plant some new rosemary. My largest one (two years old) is going to go into the front plant bed because the existing shrubs were so neglected in previous years that I think they are going to die (and I don’t want to get a larger container!).

So… looks like the main garden bed is going to be at least half populated by the end of the week, and many of the containers. I’m saving the trellis beds for last (I guess squash and melons don’t need to be planted for a few more weeks at least) but I’m hoping to get some musk melons and whatnot, because who wouldn’t want to have a cookout consisting entirely of garden harvested vegetables and fruit? But I’m trying not to think about that yet, lest I become overwhelmed at the next month of effort instead of gradually working toward it over the next month…

THE FROGS — An Ode to Ardour

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Apr 022013
 

So, way back when I was in the college thing, my dear friend Steve Killen and a few other folks translated The Frogs. And then assembled a team of costumers and actors and put on a really great performance on a shoestring budget (I was there watching Steve navigate the club funds process!).

Steve made some OK tapes of the performances and… I happened to own a couple of speakers and nice amps and know my way around a mixing board so someone lent us a few floor mics and I ran the sound. I happened to be a GNU/Linux nerd and was familiar enough with Ardour to record sound that didn’t clip so… I grabbed the board recording with my laptop, with the idea that we’d throw together a DVD.

Fast forward six or seven years and somehow both of us moving, at different times, from Baltimore to the Raleigh area… Steve still had the tapes, I still had the audio.

A few days ago, Steve’s old PCI bttv card ended up in my 8-core monostrosity, and after a few harrowing days of screwing around with v4l, I was finally able tonight to rip the tape that I recorded audio for (good old ancient tech — the card just dumps the raw ntsc signal and I captured it as a raw yuv interlaced stream, using a sweet gigabyte per minute). And now comes the really fun part… syncing the audio and video. And then the really fun part: muxing and creating an mpeg2 for burning onto a playable dvd (good thing I have those dvd±rw discs that still seem to work!).

The last part will simply be an issue of the pain that is getting mencoder to stitch together a bunch of files and generate a file that is the proper size and doesn’t look crappy in too many parts (shouldn’t be too difficult, since the source video is an EP VHS tape so there’s not much data to encode… and this 8-core beast can do a parallel encode much faster than realtime).

But editing? Oh editing is going to be fun. I discovered a terrible truth: both kdenlive and openshot are based on mlt, and mlt only supports using JACK for transport timing and not output… and neither program exposes mlt’s support for even that 🙁

Luckily, xjadeo was resurrected last year, and at least installs… unfortunately, the interface is entirely command line based and oh is it a typical unix monostrosity with dozens of flags. Steve cut the video at intermission, making life a bit more difficult since we have to splice the audio and video in two more places… tonight and tomorrow will involve lots of command line magic to get the audio and video basically in sync.

Then! Reality! The audio and video were recorded on different devices, so that whole different clocks and sample rate thing comes in and they gradually desync from each other. The Internet comes to the rescue: it turns out Ardour has a rubber band tool so I just need to find a sync point at the start and end of the video, and then it’ll do the resampling and retiming with pitch correction and all that jazz for me. TECHNOLOGY.

So… I hate video software, and I really, really love Ardour for making the audio half of close to trivial.

NOW TO THE QUALITY

Unfortunately, the video is an EP VHS tape. And we only managed to find two consumer grade vhs players… the tape is a bit messed up at the beginning with a tracking problem. And then it’s vhs and low bandwidth vhs so it’s a bit wavy… I played around with a few filters in mplayer, and I think we can do decent deinterlacing, improve the white balance, denoise it a bit, and maybe even eliminate the flutter. It’s acceptable at least after Steve zoomed into the stage.

The real gem is the audio. Whoever loaned Steve the floor mics deserves a hug… We have excellent stereo seperation, and it only took minor filtering to make it sound really, really good (gate -> highpass -> 2:1 compression -> hard limiter -> slight reverb -> isthis a bbc radio play or an amateur production of a Greek comedy?). The stereo separation makes it easy to tell who is who, dialogue is crisp and intelligent, and it makes the video watching experience pleasant (kind of sucks we did it so long ago on analog tape because the costumes were really great, but we were limited by the cheaply available techbology of teh day). The mics even picked up action in front of the stage, albeit barely… but without much noise so the only real task left with audio mastering after basic sync is done is to run through once and route the few low pickup sections through another set of filters (way more gating, tons of compression).

p.s. I also managed to get a garden built (thanks to bpt for making the compost appear!) and other people to volunteer for hcoop and brewed a beer and found a copy of Tempest 2000 for the Atari Jaguar at a used book store. Hooray for doing stuff.

Greenpeace, Why Must You Hate the Planet

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Feb 102013
 

Duke Energy’s dinosaur ways

Duke Energy recently made two decisions that provided a tiny glimmer of hope to North Carolinians who have been dismayed by our utility’s reliance on polluting energy sources. … Perhaps Duke was beginning to recognize that antique energy sources like coal and nuclear power are not viable in the 21st century when more modern options exist. Unfortunately, Duke’s 20-year energy plan for the Carolinas, the subject of a Utilities Commission hearing in Raleigh on Monday night, extinguishes the hope that Duke’s good news could start a trend. … Duke’s plan forecasts that in 2032, 72 percent of its energy will come from coal, nuclear and gas-fired power plants. Only 2.25 percent will come from wind and solar power.

From Greenpeace’s QUIT COAL (and apparently Nuclear) campaign. The article parrots tidbits about Germany’s great wind and solar generation, but conveniently leaves out the pretty major problems they’re suffering because of it (wind is great, but you need SOME non-variable generation to stablilize the grid).

I really hate how this, as usual, lumps nuclear in with coal and natural gas. The weasel word clean is used to imply that sources of energy other than wind and solar are killing the planet, whitewashing the environmental impact of e.g. solar panel construction (there’s no free lunch). And… dinosaur? Is that implying that Uranium is a fossil fuel? I guess if you count the last generation of stars as dinosaurs. Is it implying that Uranium is a limited fuel? I guess if “we can extract enough to power civilization until the current relationship between the earth and sun ends” counts as limited (hopefully there’s some on any other planets we might colonize, but I’m not gonna be around in two billion years to find out!).

The problem is that we are in the global warming endgame. The previous three generations knew this would happen and lived their lives sucking down fossil fuels without concern for us in this day. So we have to stop using carbon generating energy sources now. And we have the technology: Nuclear Power.

Germany was a shining example of a country that drastically reduced emissions. And then they shut down their nuclear power… returning to relying heavily on fossil fuels.

And cannot operate their grid AT ALL without massive amounts of imported power from France… nuclear power from France. And… the entire thing is a sham, it turns out having massive peak load with no use, no ability to store it (because physics says we can’t build batteries large enough), and limited baseload generation is destabilizing the entire European power grid. I’m sure the folks suffering through rolling black outs in Bavaria are glad they have renewable power sources that don’t provide heat for them in the winter.

So… Germany and Japan shutting off nuclear means both of them have already announced they will not be meeting their carbon emission reduction promises. The last vestiges of the Kyoto protocol have gone up in … smoke (couldn’t help myself, forgive me).

A lot of this anti-nuclear “green” power stuff is just playing right into the hands of the fossil fuel industry! They are taking advantage of the fear of complex systems; hatred of nuclear power invokes similar reasoning as hatred of technological society as a whole.

Instead of abundant filthy, atmosphere destroying coal we’re just shifting to scarce … filthyatmosphere destroying … natural gas.

Wind… wind and solar have problems with land use. You can build gigawatts of nuclear in a mere square mile of land! Perhaps a couple hundred megawatts of solar in the same… land is a scarce resource, see e.g. the recent problems with Brazil displacing a tribe for clean hydro power. People like to sweep problems like that under the rug.

Shearon-Harris is the only reason the triangle enjoys below-average energy prices. Whereas all other sources of power have become more expensive to operate, nuclear has become cheaper: Shearon-Harris was uprated twice, has been online more than 95% of the time for the last decade (the 5% offline for fueling outages), and the cost of Uranium hasn’t changed much (fuel, however, contributes almost nil to the operating costs of the plant).

The rate hikes we face are ultimately caused by the rabid, unfounded opposition to nuclear in the 80s and 90s. If Shearon-Harris hadn’t been stonewalled (leading to construction of units 2-4 being halted, a huge increase in capital costs for Unit 1, and the lost resources that went into planning and beginning construction of the other units…) we would have four 960MW reactors i.e. all of central North Carolina would have been powered by carbon free fuel for over 20 years now. Let that sink in: and then think about how the same farce repeated itself all over the country.

If NC WARN hadn’t stonewalled the attempt to expand Shearon-Harris, we’d be building those first new AP1000 instead of Georgia, and would enjoy carbon free power in three years instead of ten years (not to mention the thousands of jobs building it, and then hundreds operating it). Instead, good intentioned environmentalists have undone their own work!

Really, scorning reliable baseload power is foolish. We need a mixture of solar, hydro, wind, nuclear, geothermal, etc. Scorning an energy source out of trumped up fears with no basis in science or engineering reality is foolish, and anti-environment. Which is why I cannot take Greenpeace seriously–they work AGAINST saving the biosphere!

And, alas, it seems they are quite effective at it.

Perils of the Cute Cat

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Feb 092013
 

The intake filters on my computer clog with cat hair every other week. I’ve only had it for three months and have to wash the filters… but hey! Positive pressure and filters mean the inside is clean and:

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And the Trellis Is Built

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Feb 072013
 

I didn’t die from the PVC cement fumes, and after that everything came together quickly (with assistance from bpt).

Garden Trellis Update: I Hate Building Things

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Feb 052013
 

So, it turns out the Internet’s sage advice that a 1/2″ EMT tube would fit into a 3/4″ OD PVC coupling is a lie. In fact, a 1/2″ PVC coupling is still too large >:O.

But! After a harrowing 90 minutes at the hardware store I discovered… a 1/2″ threaded pvc to 3/4″ slip adapter is compatible enough with threaded 1/2″ EMT so… the pvc adapter connects to the elbow, a set screw to threaded EMT adapter connects to the pvc adapter, and the conduit attaches to the EMT adapter.

At least the pair of adapters costs less than a single 3/4″ cotter pin, and it certainly is easier to deal with (build the elbows before hand, just tighten a screw to attach when I’m reaching for pieces above my head).

I guess I need to get some pvc cement… which costs as much as all of the EMT I’m using, so maybe I can find an alternative glue that will work acceptably for structural rigidity but not for pressurized water.

So now! After doing that whole “generating funds to continue paying rent” work thing tomorrow, more trellis construction. And pictures, finally.

The Garden, 2013

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Feb 052013
 

Last year I tried to upgrade my garden, but bit off way too much, ending with very little yield (only my containers, and then with only a couple of pepper plants since all of the seedlings died and I ran out of funds to get seedlings at that point).

So this year, something simpler. I’m going to try and germinate a few things (Aurora peppers, basil since I’ve had universal success, and kebab onions) and just live with getting transplants… and then some direct sown stuff (melons! squash! green onions! radishes! herbs!). This way, at worst I end up without a weird heirloom pepper I can survive without.

I also have the stuff I built last year: a pair of 5’x18″ beds dug into the ground (intended for use with a trellis), a 5’x3 raised bed ready to go, and the 18″ ends cut for another pair of 5′ or 6′ beds. And I happen to have 3 cubic feat each of peat moss, vermiculite, and perlite… a good chunk of hard work and expensive materials already exist, phew.

So! The first steps. I discovered that the city will sell me compost and mulch for dirt cheap, making this project affordable. $30 nets me a nice 65 cubic feet of compost, i.e. about three times as much as I need initially for all of the beds and my bins! Then, it looks like I can get enough topsoil for about $15. I’m probably going to nap a truckload of mulch too, since I need just enough that it costs as much to get it in smaller quantities, and there are a number of trees in the yard that could really use a good restorative mulching after years of neglect (exposed roots! weeds! erosion!).

The plan now is to make a base mixture of 1:1:1 peat moss:vermiculite:perlite (peat moss replaced with coir if I need a second bag… CAPTAIN PLANET), amended slightly with some light fertilizer. Then, for my containers, mix that 1:1 with compost. For the raised beds, I think I’ll start by mixing the compost/base mix 2:1 with the topsoil (the beds will have better drainage than the pots so I want to make the mix a bit heavier).

So… with the cheapness of city compost and already having plenty of base mix, onward! I think I’ll have the small beds filled within two weeks and plant some bunching onions and radishes, bpt planting some swiss chard and lettuce (yeah yeah, stereotypical early season crops WHO WANTS SOME SWISS CHARD). Those beds in June, however, get to start their real task: melons and squash!

So, a trellis is needed. I devised a garden cube based on the designs in Square Foot Gardening; instead of a free standing trellis per bed, I envisioned have four beds (= 12-15 trellised plants) and a cube of EMT conduit in the middle. And so it shall be, but with only two (perhaps three, but I have until June to care and it sure takes a lot longer to level ground that you think it would) beds. Supplies:

  • 4 1/2″x4ft rebar
  • 6-8 1/2″x10ft EMT conduit
  • 4 3/4″ OD “Side outlet elbow junction” PVC connectors (these were an incredible pain in the ass to find)

The idea is simple enough: hammer the rebar into the ground, fit the EMT over, use my convenient pipe cutter to get them all to the same height, attach the pvc joints using magic, and then cut/mount the EMT for the top bars.

The problem is the pvc coupling. In my vision, I imagined that there was a vertical Tee + 90″ corner elbow EMT connector using those convenient screws to keep it in place. As luck would have it, and for now obvious reasons, that doesn’t exist. But! The Internet to the rescue! You can use pvc plumbing fittings, but keeping it together becomes a bit more complicated…

I saw suggestions to drill through the connection and use a cotter pin… I have a feeling that’s what I’m going to do in the end, but that’s… a pain. I have a drill around, but applying the force needed to go through the EMT when it’s all wobbly seems like it’d be challenging, or result in a drill going through some part of my body as things slip.

So, I’ll be attempting an easier method, probably doomed to failure…

  1. Drill a hole in each of the joints on the pvc elbow before construction
  2. Use a short screw to dig into the EMT in a similar fashion to the usual screw/friction connectors

If it works, hooray. I won’t be grumpy if it keeps the structure rigid enough for me to drill the cotter pin holes.

In any case, that damned trellis is getting built.

Bonus feature: I was thinking about getting a small green house or constructing a cold frame to germinate the peppers in (it would require hundreds of dollars of lighting crap to successfully start them, I think… sunlight is better than anything I can provide, except for that pesky freezing temperatures thing). Today, it dawned upon me that I already have a greenhouse… since I don’t need the trellis until June and it’s already a rigid cube… I just need a bunch of zip ties and plastic sheeting and I think I’ll have an effective environment for starting seedlings.

In theory, HOT PIX OF THE GARDEN CONSTRUCTION SCENE TOMORROW.