The Onion – AOL To Discontinue Dial-Up Internet

AOL has officially announced it will discontinue its dial-up Internet service after more than three decades, ending support for the technology synonymous with the early days of the internet. What do you think?

“Hopefully it’s part of a broader plan to wind down the internet entirely.”
Michael Shim, Systems Analyst

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“Of course they cancel it right when I’m 14% through downloading Titanic.”
Roger Ferlet, Frosting Colorist

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“I don’t trust an internet that doesn’t screech in pain.”
Brenna Kirby, Data Memorizer

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