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The Night of the Job Hunter / Beatnik Vampire: In a lot of ways - it's easier than ever to be a vampire Girl: Resume / Beatnik Vampire: Everything "wood" being particleboard - advances in tanning bed technology - Seamless Girl: in Blackletter? / Beatnik Vampire: but hardly ANYONE is looking to hire a metaphor for the corruption of Victorian womanhood - nowadays Girl: You know your industry. / BEEP BEEP Beatnik Vampire: This monster.com recruiter keeps sending me job postings for MUMMEIS! That's a TOTALLY DIFFERENT CURSE! / Beatnik Vampire: I'm 463 years old and all my furniture is from IKEA / / Beatnik Vampire: When my parents were my age they owned a decrepit castle! Girl: It's scary out there / Beatnik Vampire: And they wonder why no one carries around boxes of earth from their ancestral homeland any more. Girl: You should try moving BOOKS

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