The Onion – Israel Detonates Electronics Purchased By Hezbollah In Widespread Attack

Israel blew up thousands of two-way personal radios used by Hezbollah members in Lebanon, the second wave of an intelligence operation that started with the explosions of pager devices the day before. What do you think?

“Israel can’t risk survivors being radicalized by Israel’s actions.”
Marcos Pantoja, Necktie Steamer

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“We can’t negotiate with innocent bystanders.”
Shari Kurz, Rhetoric Analyst

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“I don’t see why every device has to have so many different functions these days.”
Cody Hudd, Part-Time Laborer

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