Conservative Worries Relief Checks Would Discourage Americans From Providing For Selves By Killing Him And Taking His Property The Onion

NEW HAVEN, CT—Speaking out against proposals to provide federal assistance to Americans hardest hit by the pandemic-fueled economic downturn, local conservative Mark Garrett expressed worry Wednesday that relief checks would discourage citizens from learning to provide for themselves by killing him and taking his…Read more…

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